Welcome to LazyTown/Transcript

This is the transcript for "Welcome to LazyTown". Transcript [Night becomes day in Sportacus' airship, and then the rooster crows everyone up. Sportacus 10 wakes up and flips out of bed. He then does push-ups, and then takes a carrot from his SportsCandy dispenser] Opening title sequence. [Camera cuts to Pixel Hyperbyte's house, where he is playing video games while Stingy Spoilero, Trixie Troubleby, and Ziggy Zweet are watching] Trixie: Stingy, will you let me have some popcorn? Stingy: Well I could give you one little piece, but it's mine. Trixie: Stingy! Let me have the popcorn! Pixel (to himself): What, what? I need some... uh... Oh! Trixie: Game over! Ha ha... Ziggy: So, uh... what do we do now? Pixel: Same thing we always do, huh? Play it again. [Pixel restarts his game] [Camera cuts to town hall. Mayor Milford Meanswell is dusting, while Bessie Busybody is talking on the phone] Milford: Ah-choo! Bessie (on phone): It's true! Milford: Oh, my! Bessie (on phone): And you will never guess what she said to her. [Voice on phone speaks] [Milford accidentally puts duster in Bessie's face] [Bessie puts phone down] Bessie: Mayor Meanswell, for goodness sakes! Milford: Ms. Busybody, please forgive me. Bessie: Why are you running amok with a feather duster? As mayor of LazyTown, you are supposed to prevent problems, not create them. Milford: Well, today's the day my niece Stephanie is coming to stay with me. Look, here's her picture. Bessie: Oh, that's who it is! She's lovely. Milford: Ah, yes. Bessie: But you don't know anything about raising children. Milford: What's to know? They just stay inside all day playing video games [Pixel is shown in his room] and eating candy. [Ziggy is shown in his room] Bessie: Well, yes, that's true. Still, you'll need some help. Now take some notes, because there is a lot to learn. [Milford gets paper and pencil] Bessie: Children need a lot of attention. Milford: [starts writing] Children... Bessie: Oh, and they need lots of rest. Milford: Oh, yes, uh... [starts writing] Children need... [stops writing] What was that first thing, again? Bessie: Lots of attention. Milford: Ah, yes... [Camera cuts to Robbie Rotten's lair] Robbie: [evil laugh] [Robbie takes cake out of microwave] Robbie: [evil laugh] Ah, yummy! [evil laugh] [Robbie takes bite of cake] Robbie: Mmm mmm! [evil laugh] [Robbie walks over to periscope] Robbie: Well, let's take a peek. [evil laugh] [Robbie looks into periscope, points it at town square] Robbie: Ah, perfect! This is exactly how I, Robbie Rotten, planned it. LazyTown is the laziest town on the planet...and I'm going to keep it that way. [evil laugh] [Robbie sits on piano, cake goes flying] Robbie: Ugh! I meant to do that. [Camera cuts to Milford outside his house] Milford: Oh, when will she be here? [looks at watch] Oh! Oh, my! Oh, dear! Any time now. [Camera cuts to Stephanie Splitz walking through Lazy Park] [Camera cuts to Robbie's lair] [Robbie looks in periscope, sees Stephanie] Milford: Hello, Stephanie! [Robbie spits out his cake and throws it to the side] Milford: Over here, Stephanie! There you are! Stephanie: Hi, Uncle Milford! I'm so glad to be here! Milford: And I'm so glad to have you! Oh, we'll have a wonderful time! How was your trip? Stephanie: It was okay. I like riding in trains. Milford: Ah, uh, let's get you to your room. I'll take your suitcase... Stephanie: Oh, no, it's okay. I got it. Milford: Oh! Uh, strong girl! Robbie: Well, this could mean trouble! [Camera cuts to Stephanie and Milford] Milford: I'm so happy you've come to visit! Stephanie: Wow, Uncle! This is a nice place! I think I'm going to like it here. Milford: Ah, yes... Stephanie: What's that smell? Milford: Ah! Oh my! Oh, oh, dear! [Milford opens oven, letting smoke out] Milford: Oh, dear! I was baking a cake for Ms. Busybody, but I think I'm only making a mess for myself. [Milford closes oven] Milford: Why don't I show you to your room? [Camera cuts to Stephanie's room] Milford: Make yourself at home, and have a rest. Stephanie: Oh, I'm not tired. Milford: [gasps] Really? Stephanie: Really! In fact, I was kind of hoping to play now. Milford: Oh, well, uh, here you go. [Milford hands Stephanie a deck of playing cards] Stephanie: Playing cards? Milford: Have a nice summer! [Milford leaves the room] [Scene skips forward one hour] [Milford enters the room. Stephanie has built a tower out of the playing cards] Milford: Having a good time? Stephanie: Give me another deck of cards and I'll build the Empire State Building. [Oven beeps] Milford: Oh! My cake! Oh my! [Camera cuts to kitchen] Stephanie: That's a lovely cake, Uncle. Milford: Oh yes, isn't it beautiful? [looks at Stephanie] Oh, uh, where are you going? Stephanie: I was going to go out to find some kids to play with. Milford: Oh! Kids playing in LazyTown! Oh, that's a good one! [laughs] No one does that. Stephanie: What? Milford: No, really, no one plays outside. And what if something terrible should happen? What if you played so much that you got tired? Stephanie: I'm just going out to play! Milford: Oh well uh, please, be careful! [Stephanie leaves] [Camera cuts to Stephanie sitting on a park bench by herself; Ziggy then walks by] Ziggy: Who are you, and do you have any candy? Stephanie: Um, no. I'm Stephanie, I like your costume. Ziggy: I'm Ziggy, and I like candy. [Stephanie and Ziggy shake hands] Stephanie: I can feel that. So where do all the kids in LazyTown play? Ziggy: Kids? Playing in LazyTown? [laughs] [Camera cuts to Robbie's lair. Robbie is looking out of his periscope] Ziggy: That's funny, Stephanie! Robbie: What!? Stephanie: No, seriously! Where are all the kids and where do they play? Robbie: Who is she? What is she talking about? There is no playing in LazyTown! [Camera cuts back to Stephanie and Ziggy] Ziggy: Mondays through Fridays, we watch Pixel play video games and I eat candy. Ah... and Trixie, she takes my candy and hides it! And Stingy, he has a lot of candy, but he won't share it. And I...I eat more candy. Ah... Stephanie: That's it? Ziggy: Well, sometimes we eat cake. Yeah... Stephanie: Cake's okay sometimes, but don't you guys play? [Camera cuts to Robbie's lair] Robbie (into periscope): No! Nobody likes to play! Now go home! Shoo! Go home! Hello! Go home! No playing! [Camera cuts to Stephanie and Ziggy] Ziggy: Play? If we would play, when would we eat candy? Well, that's important. [Camera cuts to Robbie's lair] Robbie: Wait... She's talking to Ziggy. He only wants to eat candy, so there is no problem! Ha ha ha! Whoo!...that was close. [Camera cuts to Stephanie and Ziggy] Ziggy: Do you want to come meet the other kids? Stephanie: Yeah, sure! Ziggy: It's right around the corner here...yeah, come on. [Camera cuts to Robbie's lair] Robbie: But where are they going? [Camera cuts to Pixel's house] Pixel (to himself): Uh uh, here we go, uh uh uh, aaah... Ziggy: There they are. Hey, guys! Hey, guys! Guess what? Pixel: Not now, Ziggy, I'm busy. Ziggy: I want you to meet... Pixel: Ziggy, I said I'm... [looks at Stephanie] [Magical music plays] Trixie: Pixel, you're losing the game! Pixel: That's okay. Trixie: What!? Stingy: [coughs] Is it? It is? Stephanie: Hi, I'm Stephanie, the Mayor's niece. I'm from out of town. Pixel: Uh, what's that you're holding? Stephanie: A soccer ball! Do you guys want to play? Pixel: Um... Trixie: That's what we're playing, Pinky. Stephanie: No, not in the TV, I mean outside. Don't you ever play outside? Trixie: Mm-mm. Stingy: No. Pixel: Mm-mm. Stephanie: But playing soccer outside is great! You know, running, and jumping, in the sunshine and the fresh air? Ziggy: The...the fresh? Stephanie: Yeah! Trixie: Uh-uh. Stephanie: Haven't you ever kicked a soccer ball before? Trixie: Uh-uh. Ziggy: No, we haven't. Stephanie: Hit a baseball? Ziggy: Nope. Trixie: Nope. Pixel: Uh-uh. Stephanie: Come on! Follow me! Trixie: Ugh. Pixel: Okay! Up and at 'em guys! Ziggy: We...we should go, yeah. "Have You Never" (the main version) plays. Trixie: Hey, guys! Check this move out! [Trixie kicks the soccer ball over the fence. Robbie catches it, and reveals himself] [Pixel, Stingy, Trixie, and Ziggy all gasp] Ziggy: Uh-oh, it's Robbie Rotten. Stephanie: Who's that? Trixie: Oh, just the laziest, grumpiest, no-do-anything-est guy in all of LazyTown. Robbie: Why, thank you! Took years of practicing. So, what is this? [points at ball] Stephanie: A ball! We were playing. Robbie: Playing!? Ziggy: Uh-huh! [Robbie pulls out candy] Robbie: Want this? Ziggy: Yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes! Robbie: If I give it to you, will you go away? Ziggy: I'm already gone! [Robbie gives candy to Ziggy. Ziggy then leaves] Robbie: And look-ie what else I have. [pulls out video game] A new video game! Pixel: [gasps] Robbie: I hear it's got 5000 levels! Pixel: No, 6000 plus bonus levels! [Robbie gives game to Pixel] Pixel (to himself): Oh, wow! Gotta get home now! Gotta get home! Gotta get home! Gotta get home!... [Pixel leaves] Robbie (to Stingy): And by the way, that was yours. Stingy: [gasps] Wait! Come back! That's mine! [Stingy leaves] Robbie (to Trixie): Have you ever heard the sound of a rubber ball breaking a window? Trixie: Uh-uh. Robbie: Would you like to? Trixie: Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah! [Robbie gives ball to Trixie] Trixie: Oh, yeah! [Trixie leaves] Stephanie: Hey! Robbie: You didn't stand a chance. Now why don't you sit quietly and do nothing like a good little girl? [evil laugh] [Sound of window breaking] [Robbie leaves] "Have You Ever Been Sad" plays. [Stephanie returns to her home] Stephanie (to diary): Dear diary, it's my first day in LazyTown. It's really weird here. [Milford walks in] Milford: Ah! Hot cocoa, Stephanie? Stephanie: No thanks, Uncle Milford. Milford: Uh, what's wrong, my dear? You...you look so...so sad. Stephanie: Well, I'm really glad to be here with you. Milford: Ah, yes. Stephanie: But, LazyTown, it's kind of...well...it's a little bit messy. Milford: Ah! You think so? Uh, well I suppose I could clean it up. Stephanie: That'd be a good idea. You are the mayor. Milford: You know, that's true! I'll...I'll pull the weeds, and fix the gate!...Uh, oh dear, that's a lot to do. Stephanie: But the real problem is that the kids don't play outside in LazyTown. Milford: Oh, well I...I can't change that. Well you know they used to, but...but then they stopped. Stephanie: I don't want to sit inside all day playing video games. Milford: [gasps] You know, there might be someone who can help you! Stephanie: Really? Milford: Yes! I remember a story about a hero who came from an island in the North Sea. I can't remember his name, but there was a big Number 9 on his chest. Oh, and he moved around all the time. Swish swish swish! I think he may have even been a superhero. Stephanie: [gasps] A superhero!? Milford: Yes, yes! And he lives in an airship! When people wanted to contact him, they would write a letter, and send it to him in a tube by the mailbox. Stephanie: Wow! Do you think I could send him a letter? Milford: I'm not sure it works anymore, but it's worth a try! I think I have that tube around here somewhere. I'll go get it. [Milford leaves, and returns with a cake decorator] Milford: Here it is! [looks at cake decorator] Oh, no! That's a cake decorating device! Uh...be right back! [Milford leaves and returns with tube] Milford: There you go, my dear! Stephanie: Thanks! [Stephanie walks over to mailbox; Robbie is nearby, and he sees her] Robbie: What? No! Don't do it, little girl! It will only cause trouble! [Stephanie removes plug and weeds] Robbie: No! No! Leave it alone! No! No! No! Don't do it! Stephanie: Please work! [Stephanie puts letter in tube] Robbie: No! No! Don't pull that! [Stephanie pulls lever] Robbie: NO!! Ugh! [Camera cuts to Sportacus' airship] Sportacus: I've got mail! [Sportacus grabs letter and takes it out of tube] Sportacus: I wonder what it says. [Sportacus unfolds letter] Sportacus (reading letter): I need help. No one to play with in LazyTown. - Stephanie. [Sportacus gets History of LazyTown book] Sportacus: I have heard of LazyTown before. Here it is. [looks at book] It used to be a great place to live. But now, it needs help. [Sportacus gets paper] Sportacus (writing letter): Help is on the way. [Sportacus folds up letter into paper airplane] Sportacus: Well, if Stephanie needs me, then I'm on my way to LazyTown. Okay, let's go! [Sportacus grabs bowling ball and inserts letter] Sportacus: In you go, and off you go. [Sportacus rolls bowling ball; letter flies away from airship and towards LazyTown] [Camera cuts to Stephanie] Stephanie: I guess no one's coming. Robbie: Maybe it won't work! Maybe he's on a vacation! [Camera cuts to Sportacus steering airship towards LazyTown] [Sportacus starts pedaling towards LazyTown] [Camera cuts to Robbie] Robbie: Maybe he has quit all the superhero business. [Stephanie receives letter] Stephanie: Got it! Robbie: What? What, no! Stephanie (reading letter): Help is on the way! [Sportacus' airship arrives in LazyTown and runs toward Stephanie] Stephanie: Are you Number 9? Sportacus: Nope. I'm Number 10. My name is Sportacus. [Sportacus and Stephanie shake hands] Stephanie: I'm Stephanie. Pleased to meet you. Robbie: Another one!? Stephanie: Are you a superhero? Sportacus: Let's just say I'm a slightly above-average hero. [Camera cuts to Stingy and Trixie on a seesaw] Stingy: It's mine, Trixie. Go away. Trixie: It takes two to teeter-totter, Stingy. Stingy: No. It's mine, all mine. Trixie: Okay. If you insist. [Trixie almost steps off of seesaw] [Camera cuts to Sportacus] [Sportacus' crystal beeps] Stephanie: What's that? Sportacus: That's my crystal. Someone's in trouble. Sorry, I have to go. [Sportacus leaves] Robbie: Oh, no! [Camera cuts to Stingy and Trixie] Stingy: Get back on! [Trixie steps off] [Stingy's end starts falling] [Sportacus jumps on Trixie's end; Stingy flies in the air, but Sportacus catches him] Stingy: Thank you. Trixie: Yeah, nice catch. Sportacus: Are you okay? Stingy: Yeah. Sportacus: Be more careful next time. [Sportacus goes back to Stephanie] Stephanie: Wow, Sportacus! You are incredible! [Sportacus' crystal beeps] Sportacus: More trouble! [Camera cuts to Trixie standing on Ziggy's shoulders, looking over the wall] Ziggy: Can you see anything? [loses balance] Aaah! [Camera cuts to Sportacus and Stephanie] Stephanie: Over there! [Sportacus runs to Trixie and Ziggy] Trixie: Ziggy! Woah! Woah!... Trixie and Ziggy: Aaah! [Sportacus catches Trixie and Ziggy] Sportacus: Are you okay? Trixie: Thanks! Robbie: They're not going to ruin LazyTown! I'll see to that! [evil laugh] And now, it's time to put an end to Sportakook!...once and for all. [evil laugh] [Robbie starts digging] Robbie: A trap! For Sportakook! [Bessie arrives at location of Robbie's trap] Bessie (to herself): Note to self: [giggles] It's a hair appointment. [giggles] Robbie: It's Bessie! She'll ruin my trap! [Robbie hides behind wall] Bessie (to herself): Yes, a wonderful day... Robbie: No! Bessie (to herself): It really is a lovely day... Robbie: No! To the left! Not there! [Bessie falls in hole] [Stephanie runs toward Bessie] [Sportacus runs toward Bessie] Stephanie: Uncle! Somebody's stuck in a hole! Milford: Stuck in a hole!? Sportacus: I don't get it. It's still blinking. Who did I miss? [Stephanie and Milford arrive at hole] Bessie (on phone): Send help right away... [Bessie puts down phone] Milford: Oh, Ms. Busybody! Oh, oh my! Stephanie: I brought a life preserver! Milford: I brought a cake. Bessie: Oh! Nice cake. Milford: Oh, thank you. I made it just for you...Oh! Oh, we must save her. Stephanie: Okay, stand back. I'm going to throw the life preserver over the branch. [Stephanie throws life preserver] Bessie: Good throw! Lower...closer...closer...Yes! Oh, I've got it. Now my bag...Ready? Stephanie: Hold tight? [Stephanie and Milford start pulling] [Rope breaks partially in middle] [Sportacus arrives] [Rope breaks fully; Sportacus catches both ends and starts pulling] [Sportacus successfully saves everyone] Sportacus: Are you okay? Bessie: Oh! My hero. Sportacus: Glad to help! Stephanie: You're amazing, Sportacus! Sportacus: So were you! Milford: Oh, yes, yes. Bessie: Oh dear. [Pixel, Stingy, Trixie, and Ziggy arrive, and all start talking over each other] Trixie: What happened? Milford: And as Mayor of LazyTown, I would like to offer you an official thank-you for your heroic actions. Uh, thank you, number 10! Sportacus: You're welcome! Please call me Sportacus. Pixel, Stingy, Trixie, and Ziggy: Sportacus!? Pixel: Wow! Ziggy: That's great! Stephanie: You know, LazyTown is really starting to feel like home for me. Sportacus: Me too. Stephanie: Will you stay? Ziggy: Will you, huh? [Robbie makes disapproval gesture] Stingy: Will he? Sportacus: I think I will. Pixel, Stingy, Trixie, and Ziggy: Yay!! Robbie: [gasps] Stay? No!! Milford: Well, I got to get back to my job, then. Stephanie: We can help you! No one's lazy in LazyTown! Sportacus: Yes! Ziggy: Yeah! Stingy: No one's lazy in LazyTown! Robbie: Rrr! "Bing Bang" plays. [Camera cuts to Robbie's lair, where he is wearing a cast on his right leg and a sling on his right arm] Robbie: I, Robbie Rotten, will not be beaten by a costumed Sportaloony and some pink cheerleader! [Robbie moves right leg] Robbie: Owww ow ow ow! I'll stop them if it's the last thing I do. And then, LazyTown will stay lazy forever! [evil laugh] [moves right arm] Ow! End credits roll.