Swiped Sweets/Transcript

This is the transcript for "Swiped Sweets". Transcript (Night becomes day in Sportacus' airship, and then the rooster crows everyone up. Sportacus wakes up) Sportacus: What a good night's sleep! I feel like I can do anything! (Sportacus flips out of bed and takes an orange from his SportsCandy dispenser) Sportacus: Hmm, maybe something sweet. (Sportacus does a flip and tosses the orange in air, the orange lands on his finger as it spins, then he does another flip and chops the orange in half with his hand, and uses the hand press citrus juicer to make orange juice into the cup, he drinks it) Sportacus: Ah! A perfect way to start the day! (Opening title sequence) (The camera zooms into Milford's house) Milford: Oh, it's Miss Busybody's birthday, and I just don't know what to get her. [gasps] Oh! (Stephanie, Ziggy, Stingy and Pixel run inside the house) Milford: Children, isn't it time for a little break? Stephanie: [to Ziggy, Stingy and Pixel] Guys, shh, shh. [to Milford] Sorry, Uncle Milford. We were just listening to music. Milford: Oh, I have so much on my mind. Stephanie: Bessie's birthday gift? Milford: Oh, yes! Stephanie: If you mess it up like you did last year, Bessie'll never talk to you again. Milford: [unhappily] Oh, don't remind me. (The flashback reveals Milford standing at the door as the doorbell rings, he opens the door, revealing Bessie) Milford: Miss Busybody, happy birthday! [holds up the sunflowers] Bessie: Oh, sunflowers! [starts sneezing] I'm allergic to... [sneezes] ..sunflowers! [continues sneezing as she shuts the door] (The flashback ends) Stephanie: [trying to get his attention] Uncle! Uncle! Uncle! Milford: [snapping out of it] Hello there, Stephanie! Stephanie: Bessie gave you this book, so you can find out gifts for her presents! So, let's get busy! (Stephanie flips through the page, revealing a boat) Milford: Oh, my! It's really a big book! Oh, too expensive! (Stephanie flips through another page, revealing a vase) Milford: [gasps] Oh, too breakable! (Stephanie flips through another page, revealing a cake) Milford: [gasps] Oh, that's a wonderful idea! [nervously] Oh, but I'm too nervous to bake a cake. Oh, I'm in even more trouble than last year. Stephanie: Don't worry, Uncle Milford. We'll take care of it. [to Pixel, Ziggy and Stingy] Right, guys? Pixel: [pops up, singing triumphantly] Hello! Ziggy: [pops up, singing triumphantly] Hello! Stingy: [pops up, singing triumphantly] Hello! Pixel: Initializing event. Collecting cooking data. Stephanie: [to Milford, as she laughs a bit] Uh, we'll have that cake ready in a jiffy. (Stingy and Pixel are seen mixing the cake batter, then pouring it in a cake pan, Stephanie then places the cake pan in the oven and then closes the oven door, later, the oven beeps and Stephanie is now seen placing the small cake on top of the cake) Stephanie: Step one is done. Pixel: Cake baked. Analysis: undecorated. Stingy: [runs in] No! No! No, stay away, this cake is mine! Don't touch it! Don't touch it! Pixel: It's everybody's cake. Ziggy: [bringing in a bag filled with candy] Guys, guys, look! I've got all the sweet ingredients! Ah! Ta-da! Pixel: One major observation: Needs whipped cream. Stephanie: Yeah, definitely. (They all start decorating the cake) Stingy: Excuse me. Ziggy: Oh, Stingy, don't take them out. I'm decorating the cake! (Pixel frosts the cake) Stingy: [to Pixel] What are you doing with that? [takes the frosting gun from him] That is mine! Give that to me. Pixel: What- Hey! I was using that. (Ziggy takes the frosting gun from Stingy and shoots frosting from the gun, it gets onto the cabinets) Stingy: Hey, Ziggy! Ziggy! Give that back to me! Stephanie: That was awesome! [squirts the frosting gun into the air] Pixel: Food fight! (They all start having a food fight as they all laugh) Ziggy: No, Stingy! Stephanie: I'm gonna get you, Ziggy! Stingy: Pixel, your... (Milford enters and notices the food fight) Milford: [shocked] What's going on here?! Stephanie: Be careful! [aims the frosting gun up in the air] (Milford gasps and ducks down as the frosting splatters onto the door) Stingy: Give that back. (They continue laughing and the frosting splatters onto Milford) (The camera cuts to Sportacus' airship, where he is seen doing backflips until his crystal beeps) Sportacus: Someone's in trouble. (Sportacus grabs his wooden paddles and his backpack, he steers his airship towards LazyTown, he lets down his rope ladder and does backflips on the way and runs over to Milford's house to see the food fight still going on, he quickly ducks down as a piece of cake is being tossed) Milford: [whimpering] Oh, dear! (Sportacus flips over to Milford) Milford: Oh, oh, Sportacus! Sportacus: Hey. Milford: It's a food fight! They've been eating too much sugar! (Sportacus looks up to see the food fight, he dodges the frosting soaring in the air and notices a red lollipop on the counter and tosses it away) Sportacus: Definitely too much sugar! Milford: Mmm! (Sportacus jumps up on the table) Stingy: OH! Sportacus! (Sportacus takes out his wooden paddles, he dodges the candy that's soaring in the air until he gets splattered by frosting) Stingy: Uh-oh. Sportacus: Stop! (Everyone stops) Sportacus: Food's for growing, [wipes the frosting off from his eyes] not for throwing! Ziggy: Sorry, Sportacus, but look! We just made this, uh, beautiful cake for, uh, Bessie. (The cake on the page lowers down to the ruined cake) Milford: Oh, Miss Busybody will never speak to me again! Sportacus: Try it again, but without the mess. Ziggy: I'll just get these beautiful lollipops off. I might need them. Sportacus: Save some for later. OK, Ziggy? Ziggy: Oh. OK. Sportacus: Good luck. Stingy: Thanks, Sportacus. Sportacus: But DON'T give up. Pixel: Bye! (Sportacus leaves the house) Sportacus: Ladder! (The airship lowers one and he climbs up it.) Stingy: Now we bake that cake! ("Cooking by the Book" plays.) (Meanwhile, in his lair, Robbie is asleep.) Robbie: A smell worth standing up for. [laughs] (Robbie wakes up all of a sudden) Robbie: CAKE! HUH! [gets up from his chair] There's no cake here! I ate it all yesterday. (He quickly walks towards his periscope, pulls it down and looks into it. He notices the cake.) Robbie: It's a beautiful cake! Waiting for someone to take a bite! (puts the periscope away) Maybe I should bake a double trouble chocolate gooey yummy cake! [chuckles] NAH. I'll just swipe their cake instead. Swiped cake tastes better. Everybody knows that! And I know how to get rid of the meddling Sportacus too! It's disguise time. (The camera pans to Robbie's regular clothes) Robbie: Too scary. Ooh! (Camera pans to a gorilla costume) Robbie: Too hairy. Uh, ho, ho-ho, ho-HO! (Santa Claus outfit) Robbie: Too merry. (gasps) (Fairy outfit) Robbie: Oh! Too fairy. Ululululu! A-ha! (Sherlock Foams outfit) Robbie: A detective. Perfect! (gasps) I'll eat the cake and I'll find a way to let everybody think that Sportacus did it! [cackles] (Robbie plays an orchestral hit on his keyboard. Then, he pulls the lever, and the tray revealing Robbie's detective costume whacks him, sending him flying) Robbie: WAAAAAARGH! (He crashes, then rises up once more to grab the hat. Then he puts it on.) Robbie: Perfect! (Back to Milford's house, where the cake is under a surprise gift) Ziggy: Oh, boy! Let's see! (Stephanie takes the cover off, revealing the beautiful cake.) All: Whoa! Stingy: Wow! Pixel: Bessie's birthday cake has been downloaded. Milford: Oh! Miss Busybody's gonna be SO happy. Stephanie: Call her! Surprise her! Ziggy: Yeah! And then she'll come over, and we can eat this beautiful cake. Call her! Call her! Milford: Uh, r-r-right now? Ziggy: Yeah! Milford: Uhh, maybe she's allergic to cake, too. Stephanie: No, silly. Come on! Call her! Ziggy: Come on! Let's go! Come on! (As Sherlock Foams, Robbie is then seen sneaking up to the house to snatch Bessie's cake. Back inside of it, Milford is using the telephone) Milford: Uh, uh, hello? Hello? OH! She's not there! (Ziggy gasps.) Stephanie: You have to dial her number, Uncle. Milford: Oh, yes, of course. [dials Bessie's number] Five-one-six, uh, da-da-da. There we are. Uh. [clears his throat] (Bessie's cellphone rings) Bessie: Oh! [picks it up] Hello? Milford: Hello? Oh! Miss Busybody! (Camera cuts back to Robbie) Milford: It's Milford. Milford Meanswell. Bessie: 'Oh?' Milford: The Mayor. Bessie: Oh, yes! Hahahahaha! Milford: I was wondering if, uh... (Robbie then sniffs on a sunflower on the windowsill) Milford: ..perhaps, you and I... Stephanie: Go on! Robbie: Ah-ah-ah-ahh! [sneezes] Stephanie: Go on! Milford: ..then maybe we could... (Robbie shrieks and falls off the windowsill) Stephanie: [whispers] Invite you over! Bessie: 'Milford?' Milford: Oh! Where would you like to go, Stephanie? Bessie: 'Hello?' Stephanie: Ohh! You say that to her! Robbie: I love sunflowers! Du-du-du-du-du-du! [blows his nose] Milford: My goodness. Uh... Hello! Bessie: 'Hello-' (Robbie sneaks into the kitchen) Milford: I'd like to invite you over... Stephanie: [whispers] For a nice surprise! Milford: ..to put flies on your eyes! (Everyone gasps) Bessie: WHAT?!?! FLIES on my EYES?!? Pixel: No, no, no, no, no!