Sportacus Who?/Transcript

This is the transcript for "Sportacus Who?". Transcript (The episode starts at the airship. Sportacus jumps onto a large grey button that opens the desk. He flips over to the desk and writes his letter to Pixel. He folds it into a paper aeroplane.) Sportacus: Hmm. (He opens his sports equipment cupboard and takes out the blue ball.) Sportacus: (Places the letter into the ball) In you go. And... off you go! (He flips and throws the ball into the hatch like throwing a bowling ball. The hatch closes; the letter is released from the ball and flies over to Pixel's house.) Sportacus: The letter! (runs over to the door) DOOR! (The door does not open. Sportacus bumps into it and falls back.) Sportacus: Oh! Brrr! (jumps back up) I need to turn this on. (turns up the volume) DOOR! (Again, the door does not open.) Sportacus: A little bit higher. (turns the volume even higher) DOOR! (The door finally opens.) Sportacus: Haha! (He walks upside down and ties white measuring tape to his legs. He whips it perfectly into its slot. Sportacus then puts on his goggles and jumps off the door. He perfectly catches the letter.) Sportacus: Haha! (jumps back onto the door) Haha! I didn't sign my name. (He signs his name) Sportacus. (He throws the letter over to Pixel's house) ("Welcome to LazyTown" plays.) (Title card shows) Stephanie: Sportacus Who? (Scene cuts to the letter flying towards Pixel's house.) Stephanie: Are you sure your computer's okay? Pixel: Oh, yeah! I'm just organising all my LazyTown files. (The letter flies into Pixel's house; Stephanie picks it up) (Both gasp) Pixel: What does it say? Stephanie: "Pixel, you wanted me to remind you to remember to remind yourself to remember something." Signed, 'Sportacus'. Pixel: That's right! I remember now! I have to make a back-up copy of my computer files before I do anything else! Let's set a restore point and... (Computer beeps) Pixel: ..initiate backup. (Crash! Beep! Beep!) Pixel: Uhhh? (The computer completely malfunctions) Stephanie: Too late! Pixel: No! (taps the key rapidly) Major Glitch! The computer won't respond! COMPUTER: Warning! Stephanie: Pixel! Pixel: What??? COMPUTER: Warning! Warning! Warning! Stephanie: RUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!! Pixel: Ohhh, NO! COMPUTER: Warning! (Scene cuts back to the airship. Sportacus' crystal beeps.) Sportacus: Someone's in trouble. (flips over to the door) Door! (The door opens and he jumps out of the airship.) Pixel: Get down! It's gonna blow! (Stephanie and Pixel hide behind the bench. Sportacus lands in front of it.) Stephanie: Sportacus! Sportacus: What's wrong? Pixel: My computer!!! You gotta unplug it before it blows! Sportacus: I'm on it. (Runs over to Pixel's house.) Stephanie: GO, SPORTACUS! Pixel: Yeah! (Sportacus enters the house to find the incident.) Computer: Warning! Warning! Warning! Warning! Warning! Warning! (Sportacus looks at the seven wires) Sportacus: Unplugging now! (Unplugs one wire) Computer: Warning! Warning! Warning! Warning! Warning! Warning! (Sportacus unplugs another wire) Computer: Warning! Warning! Warning! Warning! Warning! Warning! (Sportacus unplugs the rest of the plugged in wires, but forgets to unplug the last one) Computer: Warning! Warning! Warning! Warning! Warning! Warning! (Sportacus unplugs the last wire, the whole computer turns off completely) Computer: Waaaarrrrrnnniii....... Sportacus: Phew! (Runs out to tell Pixel and Stephanie.) Pixel: Well? Sportacus: Guys? I tried to unplug the computer, but I think I was too late. Pixel: It's gone?! Sportacus: Uh-huh. But, I saved this. (picks up Pixel's floppy drive) Pixel: Yeah! (Stephanie grabs the drive and notices that it's melted) Pixel: Oh, no! It's melted. All the pictures and stuff on my computer, all the memory! (Robbie's periscope appears) Gone!