Mystery of the Pyramid/Transcript

This is the transcript for "Mystery of the Pyramid". Transcript [Night becomes day in Sportacus' airship, and then the rooster crows everyone up. Sportacus wakes up and he flips out of bed.] Opening title sequence. [Camera cuts to town square with kids; Robbie is hiding behind a wall] Stephanie: Alright, everyone! I have some SportsCandy! And I'm ready to begin the competition! Ziggy: Oh, I don't think there's going to be a competition. Look! Stephanie: Why? Trixie: Well, Stingy thinks he's already won. Stephanie: But the competition hasn't even started. Trixie: Exactly. Stephanie: Stingy, where did you get that outfit? Stingy: Oh, from that chest over there. [Everyone looks over at chest] Stingy: Attention! Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,... Robbie: They're not playing sports? Stingy: ...prepare to be amazed. Behold! [Stingy removes yellow cloth, revealing a pyramid made of apples] Ziggy: What is it? Pixel and Trixie: Huh? Stephanie: Wow! Ziggy: Wow! Stingy: The pyramid of Stingy-kamun, the great sun king of LazyTown! Robbie: Pyramid? That sounds boring. Ziggy: That's a really cool pyramod,[sic] huh? Stingy: Ziggy, it's a pyraMID! Pixel: Yeah! Trixie: Yes! Ziggy: Yeah, yeah, exactly! But, what is a pyramo- mid? Pixel: Well, an Egyptian pyramid is a four-sided structure that comes together at a single point at the top. Robbie: What? Stephanie: Yeah! And they often have chambers filled with treasures like gold and gems! Ziggy: Gold and gems? Ah... Oh, with peanut butter too? Stingy: Ugh! Trixie: Stingy, is yours filled with gold and gems? Stingy: Of course it is! It has lots of gold and, uh, uh... Ziggy: Is it? Stingy: [gasps] No! Ziggy: Huh? Trixie: Well then yours isn't complete. Stingy: I'll show you? I'm going to find a real pyramid!... Trixie: Huh? Stingy: ...And I'm going to take all the gold and put it in my pyramid! You'll see! [Stingy leaves] Trixie: There's no pyramid in LazyTown! Ziggy: Oh, Stingy! Come back! Trixie: Ziggy! Ziggy: Yes? Trixie: You know they say, what goes into a pyramid stays there forEVER! Stephanie: Trixie! Ziggy: For how long? Trixie: ForEVER!! Robbie: ForEVER? That's my word! Ziggy: So, so that means if someone goes into a pyramid, they might never come back? Trixie: Exactly! Robbie: This is too good to be true. This almost sounds like one of my villainy schemes! If I order a pyramid, I could actually trap Sportacus inside forEVER! [evil laugh] Time to order a pyramid! [Robbie goes to phone, picks it up, and dials number] Robbie (on phone): Hi! I'd like to order a pyramid! [voice on phone plays] Robbie: What? The expensive one or the cheap one? Well, the expensive one! One question: does it come with a trap? [voice on phone plays] Robbie: Wonderful! Yes, and I want fast delivery! [Pyramid lands behind Robbie] [Robbie hangs up phone and looks at pyramid instruction manual] [Robbie turns around] Robbie: [gasps] Wow! Woah! [Stingy arrives and looks at pyramid] Stingy: Wow! Is that a real pyramid? Robbie: What? No! [Robbie tries to hide pyramid behind his body] Stingy: Oh, let me see! Move over! You're blocking my view! Oh, let me see it! Oh, let me see it! Robbie: It's not a pyramid! It's just a triangle. Stingy: No! It is a pyramid! I knew it! Oh, I knew it! I knew I would find a pyramid! I have to go tell the others! [Stingy leaves] Robbie: Why do these kids always have to spoil everything? Oh, no! I'd better go up there before they ruin my plan! [Robbie runs to pyramid] [Camera cuts to Stephanie and Ziggy] [Stingy arrives] Stingy: Listen! Everybody! I found a pyramid! I found it! The pyramid! Pixel, Stephanie, Trixie, and Ziggy: What!? Stingy: I will have all the gold in the world! [evil laugh] Trixie: Stingy! Don't be silly! There isn't a pyramid in LazyTown. Stingy: There is, Trixie! And I found it! Now come on! We're going in! But first, we need our pyramid costumes! They're in the chest. [Everyone looks at chest] Trixie: Seriously. Stingy: Seriously, Trixie. Stephanie: [sighs] Stingy. [Everyone opens chest and puts on pyramid costumes] [Camera cuts to pyramid entrance] Robbie: [gasps] Wow! [evil laugh] This is huge! [Robbie enters pyramid and looks around] Robbie: Impressive! Wow! Now, how does this thing work? [Robbie looks at instruction manual] Robbie: Let's see... Aha! Robbie (reading manual): Just pull the lever and the door will block, trapping anyone inside forEVER! [Robbie looks away from manual] Robbie: Now, where is that lever? [Robbie bumps into lever] Robbie: Aha! There you are! Now, all I have to do is to pretend that I'm in trouble... Robbie (imitating person in trouble): ...Help! Help! Help! Help!... Robbie (in normal voice): ...and Sportacus [imitates Sportacus] will come running inside, I'll pull the lever, run out, the door will lock, and he'll be trapped inside the pyramid forEVER! Ah, well then I can take the rest of the day off. [yawns] [gets idea] Ah, there's the perfect place! [Laughter is heard from inside the pyramid] [Robbie lays down] Robbie: HELP ME! [after a few seconds] What? Nothing? [Camera cuts to outside of pyramid with kids] Ziggy: So where is it, Stingy? Stingy: I told you there was a pyramid in LazyTown. Pixel, Stephanie, Trixie, and Ziggy: Wow! Stingy: The door is open, one step closer to my gold. Trixie: [laughs] Stingy! [Camera cuts to inside of pyramid] Kids: Wow! Robbie: What are those annoying brats doing here? [gets up] I have to stop them! [gets idea] It's disguise time! [Robbie disguises himself as tour guide] [Robbie runs to door] Robbie (to kids): What are you doing here? Stingy: Well, we're here to see the pyramid! Stephanie: Yeah! Trixie: Yes! Robbie: No! The pyramid is closed. So please leave. Stingy: Closed? Trixie: Is this your pyramid? Ziggy: Yes, is it yours? Robbie: It's not my pyramid, no, no, no... I am the tour guide. Kids: Ah! Trixie (to Stephanie): He's the tour guide. Stingy: Well, since you're the tour guide, you can give us a quick tour of the pyramid. Pixel, Stephanie, Trixie, and Ziggy: Oh, yes, please! Robbie: Okay, I'll give you one quick tour. And then do you promise to leave? Kids: Oh, yes, yes! [Kids enter the pyramid] Robbie: I really need a vacation! [Robbie enters the pyramid] Robbie: Okay, fine! I'll give you a VIP tour, okay? This is the ceiling...this is the wall...this is the floor...okay, everybody out. Stephanie: That was a really short tour! Stingy: Yes, I haven't even seen any treasure! Trixie: Yes! Robbie: Treasure? There's no treasure in this pyramid...let me see, one second. [Robbie opens instruction manual] Robbie (to himself): What? There is a treasure? No wonder it was so expensive. [Robbie puts down instruction manual] Robbie (to kids): [chuckles] Nope! No treasure. So, everybody go! Stingy: There's always treasure! [Kids go further into pyramid] Stingy: Let's go explore the pyramid. Robbie: No, no! Don't go in there! "Go Explore!" plays. Robbie: Hey! Where are you going?! Come back here! Robbie: OK, no more exploring. Now everybody go home. [Kids are leaving pyramid] Robbie: Yeah, yeah! Go out! Go! Shoo! This way! This way! Stephanie: Thank you for the tour! Robbie: Yes, bye. Go home. Yes. Go. Go, go! Hurry up! Stingy: But I don't have my treasure yet! Robbie: Go, go! There's nothing to see! Stingy: But...I am not going home! I came here for gold! And that pyramid is full of treasure! Robbie: No, it's not! Stingy: I'm going in! Stephanie: Stingy, wait! [Pixel, Stephanie, Trixie, and Ziggy shout at Stingy to come back] Trixie: Oh, we'll take care of him! We're sorry! [Pixel, Stephanie, Trixie, and Ziggy enter the pyramid] Robbie: What's up with those kids!? [Kids run deeper into the pyramid; Robbie enters the pyramid] Robbie: Where are those kids? [Camera cuts to kids] Stingy: I have to get my gold! Trixie: Stingy! Pixel: Wait for us, Stingy! [Camera cuts to Robbie] [Robbie starts running, trying to find kids] Robbie: Aha! They're behind there! [points at sarcophagus] [Robbie looks behind sarcophagus] Robbie: Ugh! Nothing! [Robbie bumps into sarcophagus, dislodging front cover. He then tries to lift the cover to put it back on, but he loses his balance, and he falls backward into the sarcophagus. The sarcophagus falls over, and Robbie is trapped inside] [Robbie opens sarcophagus from inside, dressed as mummy] Robbie: Help! [Camera cuts to kids] Stingy: It's the treasure! Stephanie: What are you doing? Stingy: I must bring it back to my pyramid! It's so shiny and beautiful... Stephanie: Stingy, wait! Stingy: Huh? [Stephanie gets flashlight and points it at wall] Stephanie: These pictures are warning us not to take the statue! Ziggy: Really? Stephanie: If we do, then the floor will collapse! Stingy: Oh, those are just some old hieroglyphics! They don't mean anything! [Stingy grabs statue] Stephanie: No, wait! Pixel: Don't touch that! Stingy: See? Nothing happened. [Ground starts shaking] [Kids fall through floor] [Camera cuts to Robbie] Robbie: What happened? I can't see anything. [Robbie stumbles around] Robbie: I have to find those kids! [Robbie walks further] Robbie: What is this...? Hello? Hello? They must be here somewhere... [Robbie falls down stairs] [Veil comes off of Robbie's eyes, allowing him to see] Robbie: Aha! Now I can see! Maybe they're down here! [Camera cuts to kids] Stephanie: What happened? Where are we? Trixie: Well done, Stingy! Stingy: What? All I wanted was this golden statue! [Robbie passes by kids] Robbie: Where can those kids be? Ziggy: [gasps] What was that? Maybe it was nothing! Stephanie: Guys! We just have to find our way out of here! [Ziggy looks at wall] Ziggy: What's that? Maybe it'll help us get out of here! Stephanie: Don't touch anything! Stingy: Yes, Ziggy! It's not safe to touch anything! Ziggy (reading out hieroglyphs): Run...stone...hand...oh, look everyone! It's a hand! Pixel, Stephanie, Stingy, and Trixie: No! [Ziggy touches hand hieroglyph] Stingy: He touched it. Ziggy: [chuckles] I told... Stingy: It moved! [Giant stone sphere falls from ceiling and rolls toward kids] [Kids start running] [Camera cuts to Sportacus' airship] [Sportacus' crystal beeps] Sportacus: Someone's in trouble! [Sportacus gets into seat of his airship, pilots it toward LazyTown] [Camera cuts to kids] [Kids enter side room, stone passes them by] Stephanie: Oh, no! Pixel: The stone's blocking the exit! Ziggy: Oh, we're stuck! We're stuck inside the pyramid! Oh, what can we do, what can we do? Trixie: I don't know! Stingy: We are literally doomed. [Camera cuts to Sportacus' airship] [Sportacus' airship arrives at pyramid] [Camera cuts to kids] Stephanie: I know what to do! I'm going to call Sportacus! Stingy: Is there a signal? [Stephanie calls Sportacus] Stephanie: Sportacus! We're trapped inside a pyramid, and a huge stone is blocking our exit! Sportacus: Find a safe place. I'm going to try to move the rock. [Stephanie hangs up] Stephanie: Come on, guys! Pixel: Over here, come on! Let's get out of the way! Sportacus: Wow! That's a big pyramid. I'm going to need SportsCandy. Apple! [Sportacus grabs apple and eats it] Sportacus: Hook! [Sportacus grabs hook and attaches one end to base of pyramid] [Sportacus uses hook to lift one side of pyramid] [Camera cuts to kids] [Giant stone sphere blocking exit rolls away, unblocking exit] Kids: Yay! [Camera cuts to Sportacus' airship] Sportacus: Surfboard! [Sportacus slides down pyramid using surfboard] [Camera cuts to kids] Ziggy: It's really dark! Stephanie: Don't be scared, Ziggy. We'll stick together. [Camera cuts to Robbie] Robbie: I have to find those kids! [Camera cuts to kids] Stingy: Let's go this way! Ziggy: I saw a shadow! I saw something! Pixel: Are you sure? Ziggy: Yes! Trixie: [scary noises] Stephanie: It's not funny! Ziggy: We've got to get out of here! There must be some stairs or something! Stephanie: Maybe this way, guys! Trixie: Oh, where? Oh, I can't see where I'm going! [Kids walk by stairs] Stingy: Oh, how are we going to get out of here? Trixie: Oh, what's that? Stingy: Hey, look at this! Maybe there's some stairs inside here. [Camera cuts to Robbie] Robbie: Voices! Uh, where, what's that? Hello? Is anyone there? Stingy: I can't see any stairs anywhere. [Robbie finds kids] Trixie: What's that there? Stingy: How do we get this open? [Kids point flashlights at Robbie] Kids: Mummy! Robbie: Don't be afraid! [Pixel, Stingy, and Trixie run away]