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This is the transcript for LazyTown's Greatest Hits.

Transcript


[the scene starts at the airship]

Sportacus: Apple!

[He steps on the floor but nothing happens. Then he looks in the fridge, only to find no apples]

Sportacus: No apples? Hmm. I know. [runs over to the door] Door!

[The door opens]

Sportacus: Skychaser!

[The skychaser pops out of its hiding spot. Sportacus jumps onto the skychaser, then flies down to an apple tree, picking an apple]

Sportacus: Yes!

[Then he flies back to the airship]

Sportacus: PLATFORM DOWN!!!

[The airship's platform lowers and Sportacus jumps onto it. The skychaser goes back into its hiding spot]

Sportacus: Yes! Sports candy. [he takes a bite out of his apple]

[Opening title sequence]

[Title card shows]

Stephanie: LazyTown's Greatest Hits.

[Stephanie's house. Milford is looking for Stephanie.]

Milford: Hm! Stephanie! Stephanie, are you in there? [Stephanie hides under her bed's covers] Stephanie! Oh, Stephanie, are you in here? Uh, uh, where are you?

Stephanie: [pops out of the bed covers] BOO!!

Milford: AHH!!!! Ah! Oh, my! You scared me, you silly goose!

Stephanie: [chuckles]

Milford: Oh, my. Oh, what are you writing there?

Stephanie: Oh! I'm writing about all the songs we sing in LazyTown.

Milford: Oh, yes! We are quite musical, aren't we?
Bing bang ding-a-ling-a-doo
Ding ding dong ding ding ding...

Stephanie: Uncle!

Milford: Hmm?

Stephanie: What's your favourite song?

Milford: Ohoho, My favourite song?! Well, I always loved that song you sang about, uh, working together. As a team. now what was the name of that song?

Stephanie: [gasps] You mean Teamwork!

Milford: That's it!

(Teamwork plays.)

Milford: Hahaha! Oh, that was so much fun. Haha. Oh! I know! I have an idea! Why don't you ask everone in LazyTown what their favourite song is?

Stephanie: Oh, yeah, Uncle, that's a great idea! Thanks [runs out of her bedroom]

Milford: Huh, oh, my, I'll wonder what they'll be.

[Ziggy is licking his lollipop, then looks at the ice cream stall]

Ziggy: Ice cream! Is that real?! Uh? Can I eat it? [Robbie's periscope appears] Oh, how can I get it down?

Stephanie: Hey, Ziggy!

Ziggy: Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Hehe! Uh.... Hi, Stephanie!

Stephanie: I was wondering if you had a favourite LazyTown song!

Ziggy: Oh, uh, mm. I KNOW! The one about the cake! With the frosting! And the icing! And, uh, oh, and all the good... Uh...
Can-a-bud-a-can-a-bud-a-cake.

[Stephanie giggles]

(Cooking by the Book plays.)

Ziggy: Ohhhhh, those were the days. Uhhhhhh.

Stephanie: Yeah.

Ziggy: Uhhhhhhhh.... [starts to fall asleep]

Stephanie: HEY! Ziggy!

Ziggy: [wakes up] Yeah!

Stephanie: I wonder if the other kids have favourite songs too!

Ziggy: Yeah! I'll go ask Trixie!

Stephanie: I'll go ask Pixel!

Ziggy: OK, OK! Hurry up!!! [The periscope disappears]

[Camera cuts to Robbie's lair]

Robbie: Why don't they ask me what MY favourite song is?? I'm as musical as ANYONE! [clears his throat]
OH OH OH AH!

[Glass breaks]

Robbie: Nope, it's not my day. It's not my day. I thought it is. Not my day.

[Stephanie is skipping over to Pixel's house. Robbie's periscope reappears to spy on her]

Stephanie: [arrives outside Pixel's house] Pixel!

Pixel: Huh?! Stephanie! [turns on his video system] Video system online. Woo! Let me adjust that that. [presses a button that turns one of his cameras to face Stephanie] There she is! Stephanie, hi!

Stephanie: Hi! We're asking all the LazyTown kids what their favourite song is.

Pixel: Well, that's easy. I even have it on my computer!
Ba ba ba-da-da ba ba ba.

Stephanie: Yeah!

Pixel: [searches for his favourite song] Let me put it up. [presses play]

(No One's Lazy in LazyTown plays.)

[Back to Robbie's lair]

Robbie: BLEH!
Na na lanana LazyTown!
UHH! WHO cares, what those brats think is the best song?!!? [pushes his periscope away] I don't! I don't! [The periscope moves towards him] And I'm not gonna think- Ah! AAARGH!!!! [jumps onto the floor]

[Trixie is building a house of cards.]

Trixie: Yeah, the last card.

Ziggy: [running towards Trixie] Trixie! Hey! Trixie!!! Trixie!!!!!!!

Trixie: ZIGGY, NOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ziggy stops, he and Trixie sigh]

Ziggy: That was close!

Trixie: A little too close.

Ziggy: Hahahaha! Yeah. AH-AH-AH....

Trixie: NO, NO, NO!!!!

Ziggy: AAAAAAAAHHHHH-CHOOOOO!!!!!!! [the cards fly away]

Trixie: My cards! [the cards land near Bessie offscreen]

Bessie: MILFORD!!!!!!

Trixie: Ohhh!

Ziggy: UH-OH.

Trixie: Ziggy, that took all DAY! (grumbles)

Ziggy: Me and Stephanie, we were wondering if you had a favourite LazyTown song.

Trixie: A favourite song?!

Ziggy: Mmmm, Yeah.

Trixie: Sure I have a favourite song!

Ziggy: Yeah?

Trixie: It's full of adventure...

Ziggy: Uh-huh.

Trixie: ..and excitement...

Ziggy: Hmmm??

Trixie: ..and a little danger.

Ziggy: I don't like the sound of that!

Trixie: Oh, yeah! It's a song that'll creep right up on you, and go BOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ziggy: AARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARGH! ARGH! [Trixie laughs]

(The Spooky Song plays.)

Stephanie: Hey, Ziggy, did you find some favourite songs?

Ziggy: Yeah, Trixie's favourite song was the, uh, the spooky song.

Stephanie: Really?

Ziggy: What was Pixel's? Huh?

Stephanie: His favourite is No One's Lazy in LazyTown.

Ziggy: Ahhhhh! Go, Sportacus! [does a cool move] Ha-ha!

Stephanie: I'm gonna ask Sportacus what his favourite song is.

Ziggy: Yeah! And I'll ask... I'll ask, uh....

Stephanie: Stingy!

Ziggy: Yeah!, Oh, Stingy!

Stephanie: OK! See you later!

[Stingy is polishing his car]

Ziggy: Hey, Stingy! Oh! Stingy! [his lollipop gets stuck to Stingy's car]

Stingy: Hey!

[Ziggy removes his lollipop]

Stingy: Get your sticky stickiness off of my car! What are you doing here, anyway?

Ziggy: Well, me and Stephanie, we were wondering if you had a... favourite LazyTown song. Huh? She's gonna write about it in her diary!

Stingy: Ohhh! Well, let me think!

Ziggy: Yeah, thinking, yeah...

Stingy: Shh! Ziggy! Ziggy!

Ziggy: Thinking!

Stingy: Think. Think. Think.

Ziggy: THINK FASTER!

Stingy: Annoying Ziggy.

Ziggy: THINK FASTER! THINKING!

Stingy: ARGH! I've got it!

Ziggy: What is it?

Stingy: It's Mine!

Ziggy: Huh?

Stingy: My song!

Ziggy: What is it?

Stingy: It's Mine!

Ziggy: I know, which one?

Stingy: MIIIIIIIIINE!!!

Ziggy: The song!

Stingy: YES! That's right!

Ziggy: It's yours?

Stingy: Yes! Uh, no! It's Mine!

Ziggy: I'm confused.

Stingy: AAAAAAARGHHHH!!!!!! MY FAVOURITE SONG IS CALLED THE IT'S MINE SONG! ARGH!

Ziggy: All RIGHT! [his lollipop gets stuck to the car again]

Stingy: Oh, oh, oh. Ziggy?

[Ziggy removes the lollipop from the car again and Stingy lays his head down]

(It's Mine plays.)

[Stephanie puts a letter into the Airpost and launches it towards the airship. Sportacus, who is in the airship, catches Stephanie's letter]

Sportacus: I've got mail. [takes the letter out] The kids want to see me. I wonder what they want.

[he flies to the town, jumping out of the airship and landing near Stephanie]

Sportacus: Stephanie, I got your letter. What's up?

Stephanie: Well, the kids and I were wondering if you had a favourite LazyTown song.

Sportacus: I like all the songs we sing in LazyTown. But there is one in paticular that I really like.

Stephanie: Oh! Give me some clues and I'll guess!

Sportacus: It's about doing something 20 times to the left and 20 times to the right.

Stephanie: Brushing your teeth! The Twenty Times song!

Sportacus: Exactly!

(Twenty Times Time plays.)

Stephanie: That was great.

Sportacus: Yes! We REALLY moved in that one!

Stephanie: Yeah! [the periscope returns] You know what, I forgot to ask someone their favourite song.

Robbie: About time! Haha!

Stephanie: I forgot all about Bessie!

Robbie: NO! WRONG! What about me? You forgot all about me! Hello there! Lalalalala! [does some more opera singing]

Sportacus: Why don't you go and ask her?

Stephanie: Yeah, that's a great idea! See you later!

Sportacus: See you, Stephanie! Good luck!

[Bessie is about to go on the line]

Stephanie: Bessie! Bessie!

Bessie: OH!

Stephanie: You must have a favourite song, right?

Bessie: Oh, well, obviously I do. It's the one I sang about your handsome uncle. Yeah...

(Man on a Mission plays.)

Stingy: (offscreen) Bessie! Bessie, Bessie, stop! Stop!

Bessie: Don't I have a wonderful voice?

Stephanie: Oh, yes, of course!

Bessie: Oh, thank you, you're too kind.

Robbie: What a bunch of selfish LazyTowners! They always think of themselves! They never think about me!

Stephanie: There's so many great songs in LazyTown. [The periscope, yet again, reappears and she looks at it] Hey, Robbie! [Robbie becomes shocked] Robbie!

Robbie: No. It's not me.

Stephanie: Of course it is. Robbie, I was just wondering if you had a favourite LazyTown song.

Robbie: NO! It's too late! It's too late now!

Stephanie: Oh, please!

Robbie: Well... ..there was one song. A pirate song? (grumbles)

(You Are a Pirate plays.)

[Stephanie, who has finished writing the songs in her diary, goes back to her house to tell Milford.]

Milford: Stephanie! Stephanie!

Stephanie: Yeah?

Milford: How did it go?

Stephanie: They were all really great.

Milford: Oh, wonderful.

Stephanie: But there's one song that everybody likes.

Milford: What is it? [Stephanie shows it in her diary]

(Bing Bang plays.)

Robbie: Digga rigga dong, Bing Bang. Blah, blah, blah. Anybody can do the jump!

[Robbie tries to do the jump, but hurts his back. He then falls down onto his chair]