Defeeted/Transcript

This is the transcript for "Defeeted". Transcript (The episode begins in Sportacus' airship. Morning arrives and the rooster crows, awaking Sportacus.) Sportacus: Time to get up. (Sportacus flips out of bed and bicycle-kicks a small ball into one of his airship's holes to retrieve his toothbrush, which he uses to quickly brush his teeth. He throws the toothbrush back in the hole and jumps up to swing on his high bar, flipping into his seat where he pilots his airship towards Lazy Town.) (Opening title sequence.) Stephanie (vo): Defeeted! (Camera cuts to Milford's house. Stephanie is currently writing in her diary in her room and Milford walks in.) Milford: Stephanie! Why aren't you outside, playing? Stephanie: Well, Stingy's got this new soccer ball, but he won't share it. (Camera cuts to Stingy on a soccer field, caressing his soccer ball.) Stingy: Miiiine... (Camera cuts back to Stephanie in her room) Stephanie: And Pixel wants to play soccer, but only on his computer. (Camera cuts to Pixel in his house playing a video game) Pixel: Whoa! Where'd he come from?! Okay, get him, get him! (Camera cuts back to Stephanie in her room again) Stephanie: And Ziggy's taking a nap after breakfast, so he can be hungry for lunch. (Camera cuts to an outside view of Ziggy's house, where only his snoring can be heard, before cutting back to Stephanie's bedroom.) Milford: [gasps] No one outside is playing!? Oh, that's terrible! (Stephanie softly nods in a subdued manner.) Milford: But I know someone who can help! Eh...uh... Wait right here! Oh, yes! (He exits the room, leaving Stephanie to write in her diary again. Outside the house, Milford approaches a mailbox and slides a message in a bottle, dropping it in the mechanism and pulls a lever.) Milford: Oh, oh, my, oh ... I can always count on Sportacus! (The message in a bottle flies up spiraling towards Sportacus' airship high above LazyTown. Sportacus leans over, catching it in his sight, and jumps out of his seat, performing a flip. He catches the message in the tube and takes it out, reading it over, concerned.) Sportacus: "I need your help - The Mayor." ... This must be important! I'm on my way! (Sportacus flips up and lands in his cockpit, except landing backwards by accident. He laughs it off and turns around, piloting his airship towards LazyTown. The airship comes into view behind an anxious Milford, and in no time at all, Sportacus slides in and approaches him.) Sportacus: Mr. Mayor? What's the trouble? Milford: Oh! Oh, well... Sportacus: Flood? Milford: No. Sportacus: Fire? Milford: No. Sportacus: Earthquake? Milford: No. Sportacus: Thunderstorm? Milford: Actually, it's that nobody wants to go outside and play! Sportacus: What!? That IS terrible! (He looks around, finding no-one else) Sportacus: You're right! No-one is playing outside. Milford: D-Do you remember last year when you showed everyone how to hit home runs, hmm? Well, maybe this year, you could get the kids excited about playing, uh, uh, uh... soccer! Sportacus: Yeah...? Milford: Oh, oh, Stephanie loves soccer! Sportacus: Well... I do know one cool move! Milford: Wonderful! Oh, I knew I could count on you, Sportacus! Sportacus: Hm... (Milford makes his way offscreen before leaning in towards Sportacus and dragging him away, much to his confusion.) Milford: Follow me! Oh, uh, yes, this way, Sportacus! Yes. Uh. I hereby declare Sportacular Spectacle Day to be uh, well, uh, uh, today! (The triumphant mayor struggles with pulling down a lever at the center of the area, to which Sportacus looks over with concern, before eventually, the lever is pulled down, along with Milford. To Sportacus' surprise, an entire stage with a banner is put into place. Milford hops back up and presents it with flair.) Milford: Ta-da! Sportacus: I'd better go and ... practice my move! I don't want to disappoint Stephanie! ... Or anyone else! (A nervous Sportacus speeds off to flip up through the air, unaware that he is currently being monitored by Robbie's periscope. From his lair, Robbie angrily looks upon the flipping hero and adjusts his view as he moves.) Robbie: If it wasn't for that good-for-nothing, warm-hearted, generous, healthy QUACK... everyone would still be lazy in LazyTown! Grr... (Robbie watches Sportacus flip around some more before catching sight of the banner and attempts to get a better look.) Robbie: "S-P-O-R-... "Spor?" It's "Spor"?! It's "Sportacle ... culacer..." "Sportacle"? "Sportacle"? "Sportacular Spectacle?" Oh, it's that day! Ooh-haha-haah... Oh... This was my favorite day before Sportakook came to town! Back then, the stunts were pie-eating contests and diving into chocolate syrup! Those were the days! But never mind that. Soon, the town hero will be the town zero! Thanks to my latest, most brilliant invention ever! (After walking to his counter, he takes out a small shoe-shaped remote control and stretches out it's antenna.) Robbie: The fleet Feet Crazer Maker 6000! (He uses the Feet Crazer Maker 6000's remote to make a pair of boots, replicas of Sportacus' own, slowly march onto the table before stopping in place as he adores them.) Robbie: Ahh... Oh, you are so beautiful! My precious inventie-wentie! Hahaha! (He toys around with the boots, making them hop up and down.) Robbie: Hippity-hop, hippity-hop! Sportacus is going to flop! (The boots accidentally kick him in the face, sending him falling to the ground cartoonishly. They begin beeping and moving out of control, appearing to have personalities of their own as they crazily hop around and communicate with each other. Robbie gets back up and shakes his head.) Robbie: And now for my favorite part... It's disguise time! Ahahaha! (Robbie walks to the disguise pods, leaving the remote behind, as the boots walk on their own offscreen.) Robbie: (looks at an admiral's suit) Too loony. (points at a spacesuit) Too moony. (stares at the third chamber) Too... (The camera zooms down, revealing the baby outfit, which will later be used in Zap It!) Robbie: ..puny. (stares at a Rob U. Blind costume) Too good to be true! Ha-ha! Perfect! (The scene then cuts to Pixel's house. Pixel is playing a game on his computer, Stephanie is sitting on the couch watching the TV as Ziggy paces back and forth.) Ziggy: Is it time yet?... Is it time yet? Oh, oh, what time is it? (Ziggy asks impatiently as he paces around the room.) Pixel: It's ten seconds later than the last time you asked. Ziggy: Sorry, I just can't wait to see Sportacus' big new stunt... Oh, it's it time yet? Pixel: No! (Pixel shouts, sighing as he returns to his game.) Stephanie: So every year, Sportacus does a special sport stunt? Pixel: Exactly, on the Sportacular Spectacle Day. (Pixel explains, turning away from his game.) Ziggy: Yeah, like last year he did this awesome stunt! it all like (Ziggy proceeds to do some imitation moves by swinging his arms before falling on his face.) Pixel: Only he didn't land on his face. (Trumpets begin to play on Pixel's computer as a news report broadcasts the Mayor.) Pixel: Oh, it's the Mayor. Milford: Ladies and Gentelmen- (Pixel cuts him off.) Pixel: Switching to TV... (Pixel switches the Mayor from his computer to his TV.) (The Mayor continues) Milford: Today is about to begin, Sportacus will do an amazing soccer trick. Ziggy: Ahh! Does that mean?... (He turns to look at Pixel and Stephanie.) Pixel and Stephanie: It's time! Ziggy: Cool! (He excitedly shouts.) Oh, wow! Wow! (Ziggy then races out of Pixel's house, only to fall once more, groaning on the floor.) I'm okay! (He says.) (The scene then transitions over to outside by the soccer field as a soccer ball goes flying in the air, missing the net as Sportacus lands in a kneeling position, disappointed at the missed shot. He then flips back onto his feet, grabbing another ball to try again.) Sportacus: One more time! (Sportacus throws the soccer ball into the air as he flips backwards into a bicycle kick, hitting the soccer ball and sending it flying towards the net again. Coming into the shot, Robbie, disguised as a Salesman, ducks as he's nearly hit by the flying soccer ball as it lands right into the net.) (Landing once again to the kneeling position, Sportacus looks back at the soccer goal where the ball landed.) Sportacus: I'm ready. (He says as he flips off once more on his way to Sportacular Spectacle Day.) (Robbie, ready to put his plan into motion, stands up, readjust his tie, and rushes over to catch Sportacus.) Robbie: Hello, Sir! My name is Rob U. Blind, Traveling Salesman. Uh ha! (He laughs as he shakes Sportacus' hand.) Sportacus: Excuse me, but I'm in a hurry. (Before Sportacus can be his way, Robbie locks arms with him, spinning in place for a moment before each men let go, Robbie continues spinning for a bit until he stops himself by placing his briefcase on a nearby post.) Robbie: Have you ever thought to yourself, boy, my shoes are sure covered by slimy, smelly goo? Have you? Huh, hey? 'Sportacus: No. (Sportacus laughs.) (Robbie then pulls out a tall canister full of purple colored goo that he shakes onto Sportacus' shoes. Sportacus stares in disbelief.) Robbie: Now, have you ever thought to yourself, boy, my shoes are sure covered by slimy, smelly goo? Sportacus: I'm trying to get someplace. (Sportacus is clearly annoyed, but trying to be polite.) Robbie: Well, let me clean your shoes first! With my Shoe Cleaner 6000! Whoa, ha ha... shoes please. (Robbie shows off his Shoe Cleaner 6000, which is some kind of circular brush head attached to a handheld machine powering the invention. Sportacus then jumps out of his shoes, which Robbie then picks up, and pretends to clean, making several funny faces and noises. Sportacus impatiently looks around, trying to pry at what Robbie is doing.) Robbie: Ha ha ha... out with the real shoes... and in with the trick shoes. Mwah! Ha ha. Here you go, sir! (Robbie switches Sportacus' real shoes with the Feet Crazer Maker 6000, and kisses them before giving them to Sportacus, who is oblivious to his shoes being different.) Sportacus: Thank you. (He then jumps into the trick shoes and heads on his way.) Robbie: And good luck. Ha ha ha... you'll need it, ha ha, oh, ew... (Robbie picks up Sportacu's real shoes, touching the purple goo, and decides to throw them out into a nearby trash can.) Goodbye, shoes. Goodbye, Sportacus. (He then crouches down behind a fence door, just enough that he can watch the eventual chaos, but also not be noticed by others.)